Words of Wetzel for March 14: "There’s no place like home. But going out for a pretzel every once in a while is pretty nice too." http://www.simon.com/mall/river-oaks-center/stream/wetzels-pretzels-1113920March 14, 2014
Any story that starts with, “There once was a pretzel” is gonna be a good story. And a fairly short one.
First wish, you gotta go with world peace. Second: cure everything. But that still leaves you one for a pretzel. http://www.simon.com/mall/river-oaks-center/stream/wetzels-pretzels-1097768March 3, 2014
You know when people talk and talk and talk about their kids? Wouldn’t it be great to shove a pretzel in their mouth?
You know when people talk and talk and talk about their kids? Wouldn’t it be great to shove a pretzel in their mouth? http://www.simon.com/mall/river-oaks-center/stream/wetzels-pretzels-1076983February 18, 2014
Words of Wetzel for March 12: "A friend in need is a friend without a pretzel. Poor friend."
BTW, Ponce de Leon wasn’t really searching for the fountain of youth. Just fresh lemonade to chase a Jalapeno Cheese Melt pretzel. History textbooks should be corrected accordingly. http://www.simon.com/mall/river-oaks-center/stream/wetzels-pretzels-1080099February 20, 2014
Words of Wetzel for March 7: "To err is human, to eat pretzels is divine."